http://tarantulady.deviantart.com/art/Mo-Dum-1-of-4-182695932 <-- Easy to see version. Idk why blogger is screwing with sizes, but I had to cut this into separate images for loading time. MSpaint. Suck my dick.

http://healthland.time.com/2010/10/04/occupational-hazards-what-is-toasted-skin%C2%A0syndrome/

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHA!

... AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA! TOASTED SKIN SYNDROME AHAHAHahahAHAHAhhaHA!

:cough:

Ok... They sell these things that you sit the craptop on. I have one myself, though I don't actually keep the thing in my lap. I use a table. Anyway, you plug it into the craptop, easymode, right? It cools the craptop from overheating and I'd assume it would save you from

TOASTED SKIN SYNDROME AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh gawd!

I was taking a pee and then somewhere between the downstairs potty and the back door (letting the dogs in) I started thinking about an angel going "Please God, you mustn't facedesk!" and then another one going, "Think about the innocent queers!" :o

I put that stupid word in the labels, so if someone looks it up, they get this. Fart in your eye, bigot! :shake two-oz. fist of fury:

LAP-BAND... LIFE-BAND

LAP-BAND is laparoscopic gastric banding. It's like stomach stapling or gastric bypass, sort of, only a hell of a lot less invasive. My Mom's having it today.

I'm pretty frigging scared. I mean but you can't tell someone you love, or anyone for that matter, that you're scared before they get surgery. o_o So I tell you.

Oh, before you think to judge my mother or anyone else who is obese, please ask yourself the following questions:

1. Are you an alcoholic?
2. Do you smoke cigarettes?
3. Are you addicted to any drugs, prescription or non-?
4. Do you have any phobias? This includes racism (and whether you're in denial or not doesn't change the fact).
5. Do you have any health issues that you could control via lifestyle change, but haven't?
6. Do you have any life issues that you could change via attitude change, but haven't?
7. Do you do things you wish you didn't (such as get lower grades than you're capable of in school), complain or ruminate over it, but then repeat the mistake over?

If you answered yes to any of these, you may qualify for LIFE-BAND. LIFE-BAND treats these and other illnesses. It helps people who need help to stop themselves from participating in self-harming activities not related* to overeating. LIFE-BAND isn't for everyone. If you suffer from narcissism-for-fun, internet tough guy syndrome, chronic judgmental and several other extremely contagious diseases and they are left untreated, LIFE-BAND may reject and burst into flames.

Please see your doctor to find out of LIFE-BAND is for you.

*If you suffer from overeating, please ask your doctor about LAP-BAND instead of LIFE-BAND.

LIFE-BAND. Epic healing is just a surgery away.

Disclaimer: I made this up. Sorry.

I need LIFE-BAND.

Sorry for posting this piece of shit.

It's either this or the girl's hair gets it.

And I don't want that...

...

because Chuck might stop feeding me there could be consequences.

It's going to be a long night...

... and I forgot to pack my self-esteem.

Test blog...

Gonna rip it down. Just need to see what it looks like for the stupid blog colors to work.

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