tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8972452832642183172024-03-14T05:50:18.242-07:00yayyay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yayhoohoohoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08051534217482775353noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-897245283264218317.post-76282300109289385702010-10-15T13:11:00.001-07:002010-10-15T13:13:03.749-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfME5Mncf6-KkSBy3Uabio9Q6vpnIz7eTbGySxKayQGXcthwCoo3ADgf9OjsYKf6i_V6bo9fgH1kvDhim6WGzbQK9XBKvDwRZyU7WqBXDEHTwCm-Cq6iQakGdvzGIMptg_QlR7lE6q0xw/s1600/MoDum1.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfME5Mncf6-KkSBy3Uabio9Q6vpnIz7eTbGySxKayQGXcthwCoo3ADgf9OjsYKf6i_V6bo9fgH1kvDhim6WGzbQK9XBKvDwRZyU7WqBXDEHTwCm-Cq6iQakGdvzGIMptg_QlR7lE6q0xw/s1600/MoDum1.png" /></a></div><br />
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<a href="http://tarantulady.deviantart.com/art/Mo-Dum-1-of-4-182695932">http://tarantulady.deviantart.com/art/Mo-Dum-1-of-4-182695932</a> <-- Easy to see version. Idk why blogger is screwing with sizes, but I had to cut this into separate images for loading time. MSpaint. Suck my dick.hoohoohoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08051534217482775353noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-897245283264218317.post-62494671928541731182010-10-04T09:37:00.000-07:002010-10-04T09:37:17.098-07:00<a href="http://healthland.time.com/2010/10/04/occupational-hazards-what-is-toasted-skin%C2%A0syndrome/">http://healthland.time.com/2010/10/04/occupational-hazards-what-is-toasted-skin%C2%A0syndrome/</a><br />
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TOASTED SKIN SYNDROME AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhoohoohoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08051534217482775353noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-897245283264218317.post-68658325044630377672010-09-24T11:59:00.000-07:002010-09-24T12:01:26.158-07:00oh gawd!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVASuUx2o196o7Gt7T2vwuJurOsh6SEKrRmUDBf-7ow8Jtmg4gjfMYBg865BBkyhy7zjk5Fp3q4gssutYQwcy1OK-yhpLDoAAqLpUodlaFkOGaaVFSmewNvdF4sP-dN68dwXoNjgQ8w9U/s1600/bible.PNG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVASuUx2o196o7Gt7T2vwuJurOsh6SEKrRmUDBf-7ow8Jtmg4gjfMYBg865BBkyhy7zjk5Fp3q4gssutYQwcy1OK-yhpLDoAAqLpUodlaFkOGaaVFSmewNvdF4sP-dN68dwXoNjgQ8w9U/s1600/bible.PNG" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I was taking a pee and then somewhere between the downstairs potty and the back door (letting the dogs in) I started thinking about an angel going "Please God, you mustn't facedesk!" and then another one going, "Think about the innocent queers!" :o</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">I put that stupid word in the labels, so if someone looks it up, they get this. Fart in your eye, bigot! :shake two-oz. fist of fury:</span></div>hoohoohoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08051534217482775353noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-897245283264218317.post-21075352373685880072010-09-23T08:13:00.000-07:002010-09-23T08:13:04.837-07:00LAP-BAND... LIFE-BANDLAP-BAND is laparoscopic gastric banding. It's like stomach stapling or gastric bypass, sort of, only a hell of a lot less invasive. My Mom's having it today.<br />
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I'm pretty frigging scared. I mean but you can't tell someone you love, or anyone for that matter, that you're scared before they get surgery. o_o So I tell you.<br />
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Oh, before you think to judge my mother or anyone else who is obese, please ask yourself the following questions:<br />
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<ol><li>Are you an alcoholic?</li>
<li>Do you smoke cigarettes?</li>
<li>Are you addicted to any drugs, prescription or non-?</li>
<li>Do you have <i>any</i> phobias? This includes racism (and whether you're in denial or not doesn't change the fact).</li>
<li>Do you have any health issues that you could control via lifestyle change, but haven't?</li>
<li>Do you have any life issues that you could change via attitude change, but haven't?</li>
<li>Do you do things you wish you didn't (such as get lower grades than you're capable of in school), complain or ruminate over it, but then repeat the mistake over?</li>
</ol>If you answered yes to any of these, you may qualify for LIFE-BAND. LIFE-BAND treats these and other illnesses. It helps people who need help to stop themselves from participating in self-harming activities <b>not</b> related* to overeating. LIFE-BAND isn't for everyone. If you suffer from narcissism-for-fun, internet tough guy syndrome, chronic judgmental and several other extremely contagious diseases and they are left untreated, LIFE-BAND may reject and burst into flames.<br />
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Please see your doctor to find out of LIFE-BAND is for you.<br />
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*If you suffer from overeating, please ask your doctor about LAP-BAND instead of LIFE-BAND.<br />
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LIFE-BAND. Epic healing is just a surgery away.<br />
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Disclaimer: I made this up. Sorry.<br />
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I need LIFE-BAND.hoohoohoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08051534217482775353noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-897245283264218317.post-80512446358754523402010-09-19T19:14:00.000-07:002010-09-19T19:14:18.816-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="140" src="http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/107/7/0/Chocolate_Duck_by_Tarantulady.png" width="200" /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Sorry for <a href="http://tarantulady.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1z73ci">posting</a> this piece of shit.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">It's either this or the girl's hair gets it.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">And I don't want that...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">because <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Chuck might stop feeding me </span>there could be consequences.</div>hoohoohoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08051534217482775353noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-897245283264218317.post-32328325270886584722010-09-19T19:03:00.000-07:002010-09-19T19:03:03.352-07:00It's going to be a long night...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIAw6mravzMVRYAwjN7oQIC_PPnZ0c6UYvbdqRWaHOcfY2JneUZcw-i7rM5qSJ85QJufigK0_QHvzxYBsa3TUvJc51KEJg0Gc6U8ws5XdliAqHEQZtWik9r1TWFuLbEoXheATbNnfjT64/s1600/au_mein_haar.PNG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIAw6mravzMVRYAwjN7oQIC_PPnZ0c6UYvbdqRWaHOcfY2JneUZcw-i7rM5qSJ85QJufigK0_QHvzxYBsa3TUvJc51KEJg0Gc6U8ws5XdliAqHEQZtWik9r1TWFuLbEoXheATbNnfjT64/s1600/au_mein_haar.PNG" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">... and I forgot to pack my self-esteem.</span></span>hoohoohoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08051534217482775353noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-897245283264218317.post-10759173023674407282010-09-18T13:13:00.000-07:002010-09-18T13:13:28.931-07:00Test blog...Gonna rip it down. Just need to see what it looks like for the stupid blog colors to work.<br />
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