http://healthland.time.com/2010/10/04/occupational-hazards-what-is-toasted-skin%C2%A0syndrome/

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Ok... They sell these things that you sit the craptop on. I have one myself, though I don't actually keep the thing in my lap. I use a table. Anyway, you plug it into the craptop, easymode, right? It cools the craptop from overheating and I'd assume it would save you from

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